who's crazy?

Today mommy decided that we should go swimming..."no swimmin lessons...swimmin in other water...little water"...I was very excited...but that doesn't mean that I wanted to move quickly.  It took mommy A LONG time to get me all ready to go and when we finally got into the garage I decided to hop on my scooter...mommy gave me that look....

D: a drive you crazy?

M: (Laughing really hard)....yes Dallin...you are driving me crazy.

"a go to corner"

Sometimes it's not just me that gets in trouble...

(while driving in the car)

Me: (holding my water bottle)...don't do it...a go to corner...want go a corner?...don't do it...go to corner?...stop...go a corner! (throwing bottle into corner of car)

Mom: Dallin is the water bottle in trouble?

Me: yes...go a corner!

"tarbabies"

Don't like to eat 'em...just like to point them out to mommy!

"mmmm chalk-et"

"have some....chalk-et milk"

"I tir it!"

I discovered this kind of "chalk-et"....I don't just want to drink it...I want to help "tir it"

"licious!"

As per your request....

I can call her what I want...

Yesterday one of my friends from my play place at church came to my house.  Mama told me that her name is Kate...I like to call her "guy".  We got to play for a long time and did lots of things.  We played with my trains and blocks.  We played boo on the couch and went on the slide.  "Guy" wanted to watch a movie called Cinderella...mama put it on and I said, "guy sit".  I didn't really like that movie, so I took it out..."guy" was mad at me.  Then we went upstairs and "guy hiding"...then "guy" went into mama's room and was under mama's pillows...I closed her door 'cause "guy sleeping".  Mama told me lots of times while "guy" was here to call her Kate...I said it 2 times, but I really like "guy".  I was kinda sad when she left and cried a little bit...but I got a cheesy taco for lunch, so I was much happier.  That night when daddy got home, mama wanted me to tell him that I played with Kate today...I said "guy".  Mama kept telling me Kate...and I kept saying "Guy"...when is mama gonna learn that I say what I want!

Dallin Decoder...

As many of you know...I like to say things my way...so to help with any confusion...

Big Car...

num-num-num-num-nana

Elesant...

Dolsin...

Brrrr....

Dock...

Dock...

not to be confused with a quack-quack...

Arrrrr...

shishy...

and just in case you were wondering...."wap" means you best put me on your "lap" 'cause even if you don't want to hold me...I will climb up next to you on the couch and with my hand on your shoulder, I will start to get on your "wap" anyway!

"Big Car"