Mom thinks I'm funny!

Mom has been spending a lot of time working on the basement, so she has taken more pictures of that then me...this is all she's got!

(cheese and salami...daddy's favorite...maybe mine too)

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Today mom spent most of the day in the garage painting...I got to play outside...it rained a little bit, but mom said that was ok. Then I got cold, "I go inside and warm up"...mom didn't come with me. I came out later and told mom...

"Mom...it's very cold outside...you come inside and warm up...ok?"

Mom wasn't being a very good listener.

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I called dad today and invited him to lunch with me and mom at Costco. While mom was putting on my shoes, I told mom....

Me: I love you mom

Mom: I love you too

Me: Daddy loves me too

Mom: Yep, daddy does love you too

Me: He loves me this much (I showed mom with my arms)...

Mom: He does love you that much

Me: yep, he loves me as big as my arms

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When we leave Costco, I like to give the receipt to the guy. I was holding it....

Me: Mom, it's not red

Mom: No, it's only red on the building, on the receipt it is black. What does it say?

Me: COSTCO

Mom: yep...it does say Costco, just like on the building...it's just not red

Old Lady behind us: Did he just read that?

Mom: (laughing) No...he just knows what "Costco" looks like...guess we are here to much.

Old Lady: I was gonna say...that would be amazing.

(on our way out)

Mom: I should have just told that lady, yep, my 2 year-old can read...your 2 year-old grandson can't...that's a shame:)

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At lunch, daddy told me that just me and him were going to hang out tonight. When daddy got home from work....

Me: Dad, you and me go in your car

Dad: No, we are going to take mom's car.

Me: Mom's going in your car.

Dad: yep

Me: Mom...you go in dad's car...not with us...just me and dad go in your car.

Mom: ok...I'll go in dad's car by myself.

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Daddy told me that we were going to party tonight. After dinner at the cheesy noodle place (tonight it was okay to call it a "place")....

Me: Dad, let's go to the party.

Dad: Dallin, I said we were going to party...not go to a party...this is the party.

Me: Dad, you call mom and ask her where the party is.

Dad: you wanna go look at big tvs

Me: ok