Funny conversations

Dad: Do you want to go the store with me?

Me: Dad, I really love you and I like to go to the store with you, but just not today.

Me: Mom...you're kidding me...

Mom: what's kidding?

Me: kidding is kidding. It's when you say things that are silly to someone.

What I say whenever I do something wrong...

Me: "Mom/dad I'm SO sorry...I shouldn't be naughty...I shouldn't have (fill in naughty behavior here)...but sometimes, it just happens"

Mom: No Dallin...it doesn't just happen...you make it happen, so if you don't want to be naughty don't do (fill in naughty behavior again).

(While at Costco)

Mom: Ok, we have all our stuff, let's go find dad

Me: What? I get to go find dad all by myself...like a big boy?

Mom: No..."let's" means both of us.

Me: (shoulders slumped, head down) Oh....

(during the same Costco trip...while eating "snacks")

Snack giver: Wow, your mom sure has a big purse...she must have lots of money.

Me: She sure does!

(mama Thompson says...this one still cracks me up:)...buckets...huh Mandy?!)

After giving myself a timeout in my bedroom (which I seem to do a lot these days) I came down and sat on the stairs...

"Mom...I need to tell you something.........I miss dad when he's at work...I know he has to work...but I miss him when he's gone"

And quite often I tell mom and any body else who will listen...

"My dad has to go to work to earn more money so I can go on more rides"

****Stay tuned for more....'cause mom says I say funny things all the time*****